Genre Enthusiast Mugs

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

Books - As Seen on TV.

'I always wanted to be a genre, but I'm worried I've become a cliche.'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

Mardi Gras

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Guitarist

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

He kept up his guitar practise...

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Trump! The Musical

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Rap music

'I'm too hot to trot.'

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Piano Recital

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

Chano Pozo,

Freddie Mercury

Guitar Man.

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

Artist and Musician

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

Serenading

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'