Quirky Music Lovers Gifts

Man without Fingers Playing Guitar

'Does the soundtrack to my life always have to be played on a wobble board?'

"The trouble with teaching music is everyone is dancing to a different tune."

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

Long necked giraffe playing long saxophone

'That's one hell of a mating call you've got there, Bob!'

"They listen to weird music, dress funny and you don't dare go into the bathroom after they've been in there!"

Must be one of those underground bands.

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'

"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."

There were drastic cutbacks in the orchestra's budget.

'A most powerful, moving and scary book - botanists will love it!'

'Violin in the shape of a nude.'

Pianist winds key to his piano before concert.

Deer with flip-flops

Ant is banished for playing the bagpipes.

Cleaner in a theatre uses a cello to pick up litter.

Conducting Cats

Collussus Records. You say your music is influenced by Lawrence Welk and hip hop. What do you call it? "Bubble Rap"!

Cello player with arrow instead of bow.

Trumpet Clothesline.

'He's got a really big sound.'

"Everyone, welcome our new Vice President of Irritating Noises!"

Mutant Mootunes - Harry's Hairy Helmet