Quirky Music Appreciator Gifts

Long necked giraffe playing long saxophone

Nun Fight.

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

'That's one hell of a mating call you've got there, Bob!'

Must be one of those underground bands.

"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."

"They listen to weird music, dress funny and you don't dare go into the bathroom after they've been in there!"

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'

"So obvious, there all the time"

There were drastic cutbacks in the orchestra's budget.

'Violin in the shape of a nude.'

Pianist winds key to his piano before concert.

"Are you binge watching again?"

Parts of a Bagpipe

Man without Fingers Playing Guitar

Cleaner in a theatre uses a cello to pick up litter.

Ant is banished for playing the bagpipes.

'...Remember - You shouldn't play with your food!'

The Crew played Musical Selections from 'Luciano Pavarotti sings Snoop Dog."

Conducting Cats

'Listen; They're playing our song!'

Collussus Records. You say your music is influenced by Lawrence Welk and hip hop. What do you call it? "Bubble Rap"!

Cello player with arrow instead of bow.

Trumpet Clothesline.

'He's got a really big sound.'

"Everyone, welcome our new Vice President of Irritating Noises!"

'Possible' early composition by Beethoven.