Quirky Music Lover Gifts

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

Cello player with arrow instead of bow.

"Howard, I found my instrument!"

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

'I seem to remember a mishap during your first lesson...'

"They listen to weird music, dress funny and you don't dare go into the bathroom after they've been in there!"

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

Praying mantis rock band sings about dysfunctional family.

He mowed the lawn to Wagner.

"God I miss the tuba."

Somewhere in West Virginia

"I love you, you big fool."

Covid Music

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

'I don't leave until I've heard all 25 songs.'

Long necked giraffe playing long saxophone

"Hello, San Antonio - are you ready to rock in a fiscally responsible way?"

'That's one hell of a mating call you've got there, Bob!'

"Relax - not only does the devil have the best tunes, he's also got a great lawyer."

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'

"So obvious, there all the time"

Must be one of those underground bands.

"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."

There were drastic cutbacks in the orchestra's budget.

'A most powerful, moving and scary book - botanists will love it!'

the Carpenters greatest hits...

Pianist winds key to his piano before concert.