Quirky Sound Lover Gifts

"Everyone, welcome our new Vice President of Irritating Noises!"

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

Some scents are nonsense.

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

Long necked giraffe playing long saxophone

'That's one hell of a mating call you've got there, Bob!'

'I could have sworn it was the cavalry!!'

"Does she like to smell strange?"

"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'

"They listen to weird music, dress funny and you don't dare go into the bathroom after they've been in there!"

Must be one of those underground bands.

"This part of space feels especially weird right now."

There were drastic cutbacks in the orchestra's budget.

'A most powerful, moving and scary book - botanists will love it!'

'Violin in the shape of a nude.'

Mississippi John Hurt

Pianist winds key to his piano before concert.

Man without Fingers Playing Guitar

'Very interesting. How many bird calls do you know?'

Conducting Cats

Ringing bell

Cello player with arrow instead of bow.

'He's got a really big sound.'

'I though I'd developed tinnitus, then I remembered we still have a landline.'

"The trouble with teaching music is everyone is dancing to a different tune."

Playlists

Somewhere in West Virginia

If a fish farts in the ocean and no one is there to smell it, does it still stink?