Quirky Tune Lover Gifts

'That's one hell of a mating call you've got there, Bob!'

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

Long necked giraffe playing long saxophone

Letter from Camp* (*with Footnotes)

"They listen to weird music, dress funny and you don't dare go into the bathroom after they've been in there!"

Must be one of those underground bands.

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'

"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."

There were drastic cutbacks in the orchestra's budget.

'Sorry I'm late, I couldn't find my key'

Pianist winds key to his piano before concert.

'Violin in the shape of a nude.'

Parts of a Bagpipe

Man without Fingers Playing Guitar

I went to the book store, drank coffee, listened to some guitar player, talked to a friend, and forgot to buy my book!

Conducting Cats

'For goodness sake, stop whistling while you work.' - 'I wasn't working, only whistling.'

Theremin

Cello player with arrow instead of bow.

Trumpet Clothesline.

'He's got a really big sound.'

"Everyone, welcome our new Vice President of Irritating Noises!"

Somewhere in West Virginia

"The trouble with teaching music is everyone is dancing to a different tune."

Violinist playing his violin with an umbrella

'Does the soundtrack to my life always have to be played on a wobble board?'