Quirky Instrument Lover Gifts

'Violin in the shape of a nude.'

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

The Harper Plays Cricket.

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

"It was a mistake to let the children chose their own instruments for the new music class...I have eleven cymbals, and Billy Fitzgerald chose the bagpipes!"

They've come a long way since they started in his parents' garage.

Long necked giraffe playing long saxophone

'That's one hell of a mating call you've got there, Bob!'

Must be one of those underground bands.

"So obvious, there all the time"

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'

"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."

Unconventional Music Player

"They listen to weird music, dress funny and you don't dare go into the bathroom after they've been in there!"

There were drastic cutbacks in the orchestra's budget.

'Buy you new equipment? Are you kidding? Our budget is already so tight that we have a kazooist because we can't afford an organ.'

Super-modified grand piano.

Parts of a Bagpipe

my boyfriend's a music producer...

Hurdy gurdy

Musician Chasing his Fleeing Drum

Musician playing very long brass instrument.

Collussus Records. You say your music is influenced by Lawrence Welk and hip hop. What do you call it? "Bubble Rap"!

Crumhorn

A guide to ancient instruments.

Cello player with arrow instead of bow.

Trumpet Clothesline.

'He's got a really big sound.'

Octopus-bagpipes

I love my french horn