Quirky Musician Lover Gifts

French Horn

"I love you, you big fool."

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Covid Music

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

'I don't leave until I've heard all 25 songs.'

Long necked giraffe playing long saxophone

'That's one hell of a mating call you've got there, Bob!'

"Hello, San Antonio - are you ready to rock in a fiscally responsible way?"

"So obvious, there all the time"

"They listen to weird music, dress funny and you don't dare go into the bathroom after they've been in there!"

"Relax - not only does the devil have the best tunes, he's also got a great lawyer."

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

Must be one of those underground bands.

There were drastic cutbacks in the orchestra's budget.

the Carpenters greatest hits...

'Violin in the shape of a nude.'

'...open beer bottles with his teeth.'

Pianist winds key to his piano before concert.

OWZAT...The beer-mat-flipping champion sets a new world record!

Man without Fingers Playing Guitar