Quirky Musician Appreciation Gifts

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

"I compose using post it notes!"

"And do you have any OTHER skills you can bring to the post apart from being able to burp the Beatles greatest hits?"

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

"Hire him. You can't teach shadows like that."

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

Long necked giraffe playing long saxophone

Conducting the crows.

'That's one hell of a mating call you've got there, Bob!'

"I don't get you. You can soft shoe, play the ukulele and juggle, but you can't fetch a pair of slippers."

Melody Cockroach.

Unconventional Music Player

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'

"They listen to weird music, dress funny and you don't dare go into the bathroom after they've been in there!"

Must be one of those underground bands.

Conductor Smokes Musical Notes.

"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."

There were drastic cutbacks in the orchestra's budget.

'A most powerful, moving and scary book - botanists will love it!'

Pianist winds key to his piano before concert.

'Violin in the shape of a nude.'

Man without Fingers Playing Guitar

Parts of a Bagpipe

'Mentoring requires many sophisticates qualities and skills...'

Conducting Cats

Cleaner in a theatre uses a cello to pick up litter.

"Wow, Tia Carmen...that's amazing! How do you do it?"