Quirky Musician Gifts

Trumpet Clothesline.

what people will do to get into the guiness book of world records

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

Violinist playing his violin with an umbrella

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'He's maturing early.'

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Texturing the Walls

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

"I compose using post it notes!"

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

A dog whose nose is a gun.

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

The Dancing Academy

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

"I see the radiator's Baroque again."

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.