Quirky Musician Gifts

Trumpet Clothesline.

what people will do to get into the guiness book of world records

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Collussus Records. You say your music is influenced by Lawrence Welk and hip hop. What do you call it? "Bubble Rap"!

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

Violinist playing his violin with an umbrella

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

Anna Calvi

'He's maturing early.'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Texturing the Walls

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

"I compose using post it notes!"

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

A dog whose nose is a gun.

The Dancing Academy

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'