Quirky Composer Gifts

"I call this next piece, 'Turn Off The Lawn Mower Before You Clean It.'"

"I compose using post it notes!"

Melody Cockroach.

Conductor Smokes Musical Notes.

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Texturing the Walls

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

A dog whose nose is a gun.

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

"I see the radiator's Baroque again."

Dead Man's Handel

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

'Allow me to suck the electricity out.'

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."