Quirky Tunes Aficionado Gifts

Must be one of those underground bands.

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

"I compose using post it notes!"

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

Long necked giraffe playing long saxophone

'That's one hell of a mating call you've got there, Bob!'

Conductor Smokes Musical Notes.

Melody Cockroach.

"They listen to weird music, dress funny and you don't dare go into the bathroom after they've been in there!"

"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'

There were drastic cutbacks in the orchestra's budget.

'A most powerful, moving and scary book - botanists will love it!'

"Have we got a show for you!"

Pianist winds key to his piano before concert.

'Violin in the shape of a nude.'

Hurdy gurdy

Man without Fingers Playing Guitar

Parts of a Bagpipe

Conducting Cats

Cello player with arrow instead of bow.

Trumpet Clothesline.

'He's got a really big sound.'

"Everyone, welcome our new Vice President of Irritating Noises!"

Somewhere in West Virginia

"The trouble with teaching music is everyone is dancing to a different tune."