Quirky Instrument Aficionado Gifts

Parts of a Bagpipe

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

'Play it again, Sam.'

Bassoons.

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

Fishing for Birds

My other cello is a Stradivari

Quartet.

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

Didgeridoo

Cello Concert

King of Music.

The Harper Plays Cricket.

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

I love Harmonica

Luthier

Cellist

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

Red hot little combo

'I'm sorry, Ms. Fiddle. The kids are coming with us.'

Musicians on a beach

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

Orchestra

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

'Awesome!'

The chosen few

Pop orchestra plays concert for children

"I feel like I've just been played my whole life."

"Our violinist isn't here tonight, but Tony here will be happy to play something romantic on his cymbals for you."

'I hate sales meetings on casual fridays.'