Quirky Instrument Lover Mugs

'Violin in the shape of a nude.'

The Harper Plays Cricket.

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

"It was a mistake to let the children chose their own instruments for the new music class...I have eleven cymbals, and Billy Fitzgerald chose the bagpipes!"

Long necked giraffe playing long saxophone

'That's one hell of a mating call you've got there, Bob!'

"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."

Must be one of those underground bands.

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'

"So obvious, there all the time"

"They listen to weird music, dress funny and you don't dare go into the bathroom after they've been in there!"

Unconventional Music Player

There were drastic cutbacks in the orchestra's budget.

'Buy you new equipment? Are you kidding? Our budget is already so tight that we have a kazooist because we can't afford an organ.'

Super-modified grand piano.

my boyfriend's a music producer...

Hurdy gurdy

Parts of a Bagpipe

Musician playing very long brass instrument.

Musician Chasing his Fleeing Drum

A guide to ancient instruments.

Crumhorn

Trumpet Clothesline.

Cello player with arrow instead of bow.

'He's got a really big sound.'

Octopus-bagpipes

I love my french horn

"Everyone, welcome our new Vice President of Irritating Noises!"