Quirky Sound Lover Mugs

"Everyone, welcome our new Vice President of Irritating Noises!"

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

Some scents are nonsense.

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

Long necked giraffe playing long saxophone

'That's one hell of a mating call you've got there, Bob!'

'I could have sworn it was the cavalry!!'

Must be one of those underground bands.

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'

"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."

"Does she like to smell strange?"

"They listen to weird music, dress funny and you don't dare go into the bathroom after they've been in there!"

There were drastic cutbacks in the orchestra's budget.

'A most powerful, moving and scary book - botanists will love it!'

Man without Fingers Playing Guitar

'Violin in the shape of a nude.'

Pianist winds key to his piano before concert.

'Very interesting. How many bird calls do you know?'

Ringing bell

Conducting Cats

Cello player with arrow instead of bow.

'He's got a really big sound.'

'I though I'd developed tinnitus, then I remembered we still have a landline.'

"The trouble with teaching music is everyone is dancing to a different tune."

Playlists

Somewhere in West Virginia

If a fish farts in the ocean and no one is there to smell it, does it still stink?