Quirky Music Lovers Pillows

Man without Fingers Playing Guitar

'Does the soundtrack to my life always have to be played on a wobble board?'

"The trouble with teaching music is everyone is dancing to a different tune."

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

Long necked giraffe playing long saxophone

'That's one hell of a mating call you've got there, Bob!'

Must be one of those underground bands.

"They listen to weird music, dress funny and you don't dare go into the bathroom after they've been in there!"

"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'

There were drastic cutbacks in the orchestra's budget.

'A most powerful, moving and scary book - botanists will love it!'

Pianist winds key to his piano before concert.

'Violin in the shape of a nude.'

Deer with flip-flops

Ant is banished for playing the bagpipes.

Cleaner in a theatre uses a cello to pick up litter.

Conducting Cats

Cello player with arrow instead of bow.

Trumpet Clothesline.

'He's got a really big sound.'

"Everyone, welcome our new Vice President of Irritating Noises!"

Mutant Mootunes - Harry's Hairy Helmet

Somewhere in West Virginia