Quirky Music Fanatic Pillows

'He's got a really big sound.'

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Punk Reindeer

"Check out this new store."

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Volcaniax

Covid Music

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

Music for car stereos

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

Gangsta wrap.

Robert Burns

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

Guitar.

'I don't leave until I've heard all 25 songs.'

Long necked giraffe playing long saxophone

'That's one hell of a mating call you've got there, Bob!'

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"Hello, San Antonio - are you ready to rock in a fiscally responsible way?"

'Look, Dad - A punker!'

"They listen to weird music, dress funny and you don't dare go into the bathroom after they've been in there!"

"Relax - not only does the devil have the best tunes, he's also got a great lawyer."

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'

'Will you turn off your Hi-Fi'

Must be one of those underground bands.

"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."