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There were drastic cutbacks in the orchestra's budget.

"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'

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"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

Long necked giraffe playing long saxophone

'That's one hell of a mating call you've got there, Bob!'

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

"They listen to weird music, dress funny and you don't dare go into the bathroom after they've been in there!"

"So obvious, there all the time"

Must be one of those underground bands.

'A most powerful, moving and scary book - botanists will love it!'

Pianist winds key to his piano before concert.

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

Hurdy gurdy

'Violin in the shape of a nude.'

Man without Fingers Playing Guitar

Circus News

Parts of a Bagpipe

Square peg in a round hole: 'I say if it feels right, do it.'

Cleaner in a theatre uses a cello to pick up litter.

Conducting Cats

Ant is banished for playing the bagpipes.

"Thanks goodness, I thought she was pregnant?"

Cello player with arrow instead of bow.