Quirky Music Fanatic Prints

'He's got a really big sound.'

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Punk Reindeer

"Check out this new store."

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

Robbie Williams

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Volcaniax

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

Covid Music

Music for car stereos

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

Gangsta wrap.

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

Robert Burns

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

Guitar.

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

'I don't leave until I've heard all 25 songs.'

Long necked giraffe playing long saxophone

'That's one hell of a mating call you've got there, Bob!'

'Look, Dad - A punker!'

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"Hello, San Antonio - are you ready to rock in a fiscally responsible way?"

Fuzz - Max almost chokes on his own vomit.

"Relax - not only does the devil have the best tunes, he's also got a great lawyer."

"I was expecting a bigger crowd."

"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."

'Will you turn off your Hi-Fi'

"So obvious, there all the time"

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'