Quirky Music Fan Prints

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

Conducting Cats

"The customers are hanging up as soon as they're put on hold. Either they're growing more impatient, or I shouldn't have agreed to make them listen to Richard's early Seventies prog-rock recordings."

Pianist winds key to his piano before concert.

"Cat box"

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

EWE 2.

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Italica

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Jarvis Cocker

'It was great. I hated it.'

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'Pray for me.'

Tina Turner

"Ohhh...pick me pick me!!"

'I was up for a part in the Producers...'

"He's deliciously vintage."

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

Double Saxophone

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

Hudibras - 12 - Hudibras encounters the Skimmington.

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

Bernice Mountain Dog

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

"I could do that."

Cool hand... Uke

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Flying in Formation.

Oreolas

A Nursery Rhyme From The American Psychiatric Society

"I believe in consistent branding."

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'