Quirky Entertainment Fan Prints

Magic mushroom

"Cat box"

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Introducing...Anagraman.

Social Distancing Club

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

'It was great. I hated it.'

Jarvis Cocker

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

'Check out the old dude.'

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"Got any bathtub gin?"

'Pray for me.'

"Ohhh...pick me pick me!!"

"Do you do much walking?"

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

"He's deliciously vintage."

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

The Pencil and Sharpener