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Welcome, Society of Backwards Walkers.

Philtrum

Because it contains thousands of individual characters, burping the alphabet in Japan is truly a glorious achievement.

"I mean, I believe that you are odd. You certainly qualify for oddness. But that may not be enough. It's a very tough world out there."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Football Crazy strip six

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

The Remote Olympics

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

'Wow, a weird animal without a mouth.'

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

'It helps to be a little crazy to work here, but you're overqualified.'

One size fits all

'A most powerful, moving and scary book - botanists will love it!'

Circus News

Eccentric clothing may tend to interfere with play.

"He's my discomfort animal."

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

"Have we got a show for you!"

Square peg in a round hole: 'I say if it feels right, do it.'

As his hearing worsened, Larry had to buy louder and louder clothes.

'I'm an eccentric. What do you do?'

'Look, he likes the same things I do. Eating, sleeping, knocking things off tables...'

"Thanks goodness, I thought she was pregnant?"

'We get most of our recreation at home.'

"No reason to fear the reaper now!"

"Stripes are very unfashionable."

'You always get one!'

The M.R.I. of Love