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Welcome, Society of Backwards Walkers.

Philtrum

Because it contains thousands of individual characters, burping the alphabet in Japan is truly a glorious achievement.

"I mean, I believe that you are odd. You certainly qualify for oddness. But that may not be enough. It's a very tough world out there."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Football Crazy strip six

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

The Remote Olympics

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

'What's wrong with you?'

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

"Forensics put time of death about 3 hours ago chief. . .they're certain it was a potato gun."

'Wow, a weird animal without a mouth.'

'It helps to be a little crazy to work here, but you're overqualified.'

'A most powerful, moving and scary book - botanists will love it!'

One size fits all

Circus News

Eccentric clothing may tend to interfere with play.

"Have we got a show for you!"

"He's my discomfort animal."

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

Square peg in a round hole: 'I say if it feels right, do it.'

As his hearing worsened, Larry had to buy louder and louder clothes.

'I'm an eccentric. What do you do?'

'Look, he likes the same things I do. Eating, sleeping, knocking things off tables...'

"Thanks goodness, I thought she was pregnant?"

"Stripes are very unfashionable."

"No reason to fear the reaper now!"

'We get most of our recreation at home.'