Quirky Culture Enthusiasts Pillows

Laundromat: 'We encourage washing your dirty clothes in public!'

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Blind man walking a tortoise.

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Nun Fight.

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

"Frosty the Repairman"

Lowbrow Lolita

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

Surgeons prepare for the world's first loopendectomy. Objective: Remove that part of the brain that plays the same snippet of music over the over and over.

'A bucket and pail would have been enough.'

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

"I won't bring any more friends home unless you let me play with them first!"

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

Museum of Mediocre Art.

Believe or not but before he became a famous artist he was a shoe salesman.

Family Portrait

Football Fish

Two men in urns holding hands

Pickles the Clown: Son of Bonzo and Gwen. A Pro to the End.

'The smallest line I can read says 'Made In China'.'

'We don't discriminate per se - we just don't hire Lyle Lovett lookalikes.'

"Whoever said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch obviously has never circled around a highway."

Man on desert island sees tightrope walker on horizon.

OCCASIONALLY HOMO ERECTUS, THE FIRST SPECIES TO USE TOOLS AND WEAPONS, CROSSED PATHS WITH HOMO SPIFICUS, THE FIRST SPECIES TO WEAR SPATS AND DRINK COCKTAILS>

"Boy, I have such a bad hangover! The guy I stung last night was drunk..."

'We can now offer you a free range egg option.'

"For Valentine's Day. I thought you might enjoy breakfast in bed."

"The last thing I expected was to find a giant squirrel from outer space raking our leaves. Not that I'm complaining."

'It freaks me out that you're keeping your dead mum preserved in Formalin on the mantelpiece!'