Quirky Culture Buff Pillows

Museum of Mediocre Art.

Great Chinese Dynasties

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Omara Portuondo

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

World Tour.

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Nun Fight.

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Introducing Piza Island.

The High Line at Giza

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

Picasso: The Early Years

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Pearly King and Queen

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

Out of kilter.

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

Welsh airport arrivals.

"Then what happened?"

Kultural K9's.

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

What do you say we team up to star in a sequel to "The Elephant Man" called "The Wolverine Boy"? !

"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'