Quirky Scientist Fan Gifts

'He doesn't know zilch, but he makes the best coffee in the business.'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Phoenix

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

"Actually, not all roses are red. Sometimes they're white as well as numerous other colours. Also I think you'll find that violets are sort of purple..."

Pavlov's Cat

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

The next damn Batman.

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

When it comes to health issues, I'd rather listen to a physician than a spin doctor.

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

"Galileo, I've had about enough of all your gravity experiments!"

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

Probe? Don't be silly. Now, take a drink of this solution every 15 minutes until it's gone, and no food for 24 hours.

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

Goopco Oil Co. What a party! They're having a contest to see who the crudest oil molecule is!

'I'm afraid our worst suspicions have been confirmed - we found slug, snail and a trace amount of puppydog tail.'

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

"She introduces herself as Drosophila Melanogaster, but everyone knows she's just a common fruit fly."