Quirky Biology Fan Gifts

'Be advised that I am not going to consider those who don't bring their resume!'

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

Phoenix

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

No Swimming Allowed

The next damn Batman.

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

Probe? Don't be silly. Now, take a drink of this solution every 15 minutes until it's gone, and no food for 24 hours.

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

'I'm afraid our worst suspicions have been confirmed - we found slug, snail and a trace amount of puppydog tail.'

Dog Anatomy from Memory.

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

She was always an introvert.

'I heard you may be looking for an assistant in cell growth!'

"It's the super - he says a lot of short American fiction has been clogging the pipes in the basement."

OCCASIONALLY HOMO ERECTUS, THE FIRST SPECIES TO USE TOOLS AND WEAPONS, CROSSED PATHS WITH HOMO SPIFICUS, THE FIRST SPECIES TO WEAR SPATS AND DRINK COCKTAILS>

Bacteria doing their anaerobic exercises.

Science Fair: 'We need a new rule - all projects MUST be in a container!'

It's my latest recombinant DNA project. Are you a man or a mouse?

'I believe one of the doctors here practices alternative medicine.'

"Oh, now you tell me!"

The Large Hadron Cow Collider.

'Coniferous Rhinoceros.'

"Oh, no! Is there a doctor in the mouse?"

I'm terrified of clown fish.

'Homosexuality might a good idea for the male black widows.'

"Hello, research and development here. There seems to be a glitch in our gen modifier."

'So adorable...He thinks he's people.'

"What did it say on the seed packet?"

Schrodinger's earlier experiment...

"I let my head rule my emotions. Mainly because that's where I keep my gonads."

Before the linear accelerator.

Hillbilly.