Quirky Biology Fan Gifts

'Be advised that I am not going to consider those who don't bring their resume!'

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Phoenix

No Swimming Allowed

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

The next damn Batman.

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

'I'm afraid our worst suspicions have been confirmed - we found slug, snail and a trace amount of puppydog tail.'

Dog Anatomy from Memory.

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

'I heard you may be looking for an assistant in cell growth!'

"It's the super - he says a lot of short American fiction has been clogging the pipes in the basement."

OCCASIONALLY HOMO ERECTUS, THE FIRST SPECIES TO USE TOOLS AND WEAPONS, CROSSED PATHS WITH HOMO SPIFICUS, THE FIRST SPECIES TO WEAR SPATS AND DRINK COCKTAILS>

Science Fair: 'We need a new rule - all projects MUST be in a container!'

Bacteria doing their anaerobic exercises.

'I believe one of the doctors here practices alternative medicine.'

"Oh, now you tell me!"

The Large Hadron Cow Collider.

Schrodinger's earlier experiment...

'Homosexuality might a good idea for the male black widows.'

"Oh, no! Is there a doctor in the mouse?"

"Hello, research and development here. There seems to be a glitch in our gen modifier."

"I let my head rule my emotions. Mainly because that's where I keep my gonads."

"What did it say on the seed packet?"

'So adorable...He thinks he's people.'

'Coniferous Rhinoceros.'

Before the linear accelerator.

Hillbilly.

"Never mind what an amoeba eats - how does an amoeba eat.?"