Weird Science Fan Gifts

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

Think Tank

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"I'm going to get you fired."

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

"Actually, not all roses are red. Sometimes they're white as well as numerous other colours. Also I think you'll find that violets are sort of purple..."

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

The life of penguins.

'Galileo, I said a right at the corner and then a left.'

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

'Yes Ma'am, we're from the Governement: We need samples for scientific testing...'

Frankenstein egg.

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

'Your test results are in - and here's a first, the Lab Techs have asked to meet you.'

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet.