Whimsical Science Fan Gifts

"Oh, no! Is there a doctor in the mouse?"

The Large Hadron Cow Collider.

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

Cat Tie

Farm Humor.

Joan Hickson

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Cat statues on entrance gate

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

"Actually, not all roses are red. Sometimes they're white as well as numerous other colours. Also I think you'll find that violets are sort of purple..."

Cheesie Rider

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

Frankenstein egg.

'Pick a business card.'

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

'I'm afraid our worst suspicions have been confirmed - we found slug, snail and a trace amount of puppydog tail.'

"She introduces herself as Drosophila Melanogaster, but everyone knows she's just a common fruit fly."

'Are you sure Anderson is working on the Human Genome Project?'

Storm chaser van with satellite dish and Storm in a teacup chaser van with cup & spoon.

"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope."

"I'm trying to cross a hen with a dog. . .For pooched eggs."

A swan grabs a hold of a kite string.