Whimsical Science Fan T-Shirts

"Oh, no! Is there a doctor in the mouse?"

The Large Hadron Cow Collider.

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

Cat Tie

Farm Humor.

Joan Hickson

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Cat statues on entrance gate

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

Cheesie Rider

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

"Actually, not all roses are red. Sometimes they're white as well as numerous other colours. Also I think you'll find that violets are sort of purple..."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

Frankenstein egg.

When it comes to health issues, I'd rather listen to a physician than a spin doctor.

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

'Pick a business card.'

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

Probe? Don't be silly. Now, take a drink of this solution every 15 minutes until it's gone, and no food for 24 hours.

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

The Cheshire Cat drinking tea.

'I'm afraid our worst suspicions have been confirmed - we found slug, snail and a trace amount of puppydog tail.'

"She introduces herself as Drosophila Melanogaster, but everyone knows she's just a common fruit fly."

"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope."

Canary Heaven...

'Are you sure Anderson is working on the Human Genome Project?'

A swan grabs a hold of a kite string.

"Don't forget to send selfies."