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Probe? Don't be silly. Now, take a drink of this solution every 15 minutes until it's gone, and no food for 24 hours.

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

Think Tank

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"I'm going to get you fired."

I told you we were late!

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

"Actually, not all roses are red. Sometimes they're white as well as numerous other colours. Also I think you'll find that violets are sort of purple..."

The life of penguins.

'Galileo, I said a right at the corner and then a left.'

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

When it comes to health issues, I'd rather listen to a physician than a spin doctor.

Brilliance runs in my family, but in a zig-zag pattern.

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

'Yes Ma'am, we're from the Governement: We need samples for scientific testing...'

Frankenstein egg.

Another Screw-up at the Genetics lab. FLASH! What idiot thought of putting a firefly gene in an elephant?!

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

'Your test results are in - and here's a first, the Lab Techs have asked to meet you.'

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"