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If you can't say anything peer reviewed about your work, don't say anything at all.'

"Oops!" "Never say that in a DNA lab!"

"So we've got the labcoats. Now we need a good excuse to wear them." The Birth of Science.

"I've been working on this experiment for six years, eight months and 28 days. . . but who's counting?"

Despite their best efforts Hell's scientists were never able to break the scorn barrier,

'For the last time, Timpkins---will you stop messing with the near death experiment patients?!'

"On future reports, use the term ' microscopic', rather than 'itsy-bitsy'."

"But I digress..."

Onandonodon

Scientist with test tube.

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

'More or less?'

"If they had not converted the dozen into a denary we would have been eaten by now."

"Talk to you later. That guy Bell is here to show me his invention."

"I used to be a dork until I developed nerd immunity."

"The Graphene making process is working perfectly."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

Fear/Knowledge

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."