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Quantum Mechanics.

The Supreme Court overturns the law of gravity.

Quantum Physics Lab: Please Use Wormhole

Confusion in A Jar.

'How's your research on nuclear waste disposal going?'

Newton's more mundane brother - "That reminds me I must get some apples."

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

'Now, for the sake of argument, let's assume the sun will explode a week from Thursday.'

Isaac Newton Discovers Gravlax

Speed of Light

'Say again: a train going 50 Miles Per Hour leaves Chicago heading to a black hole where the rules of motion change as a function of distance from a singularity ... and then what?'

Arkhimed/Archimedes

"How about wearing heavier shoes?"

They lean more of how the universe began, but can't tell me where the market will end.

'McWit, did you forget to pay the gravity bill this month again?'

Theoretical physicist with powers of ESP stealing a thought experiment from a colleague.

I'm a nuclear physicist.

Newton's Cradle Solar System

"Bonk!"

"I love hearing that lonesome wail of the train whistle as the magnitude of the frequency of the wave changes due to the doppler effect."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

She loves to play with string theory.

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

The Physiciatrist...

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Science Fair Judgements

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'