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'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist, George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

The World Before Isaac Newton Discovered Gravity

The Physiciatrist...

'You see Tommy, 1 kg of Iron is not always equal to 1 kg of feathers...'

Ever theatrical, Einstein would occasionally disappear into another dimension, thereby breaking the fifth wall.

'Dr Bertam works on a theory of nothing.'

'A new musical - Einstein's quest - rehearsal'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

'Professor, what's the antimatter?'

'You name it - we do it: charges, clusters colliders, computers conductors, fluids, novals, sonics and strings.'

Albert Einstein and book

'It's a hole, alright - but I'm reasonably sure it's not a black hole!'

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

Newton's Laws of Motion at work in the woods.

Physics Class. What is the speed of light? Hah! A trick question! When it's going uphill or downhill?

Buy tickets here for lecture on Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle. I can tell you the time or the place, but not both.

Why have you doubled the price of oatmeal?! When my costs rise, I have to pass them on to the customer. The price of oats hasn't risen. Exactly. It's Newton's fourth law. The less prices rise, the more opportunity cost rises, since I lose out on the opportunity to raise prices. Newton only had three laws!!! Opportunity cost is expensive.

"It's the formula for a black hole."

A pianist trying to read a Newtonian equation

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Albert Einstein

Fear/Knowledge

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"