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'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

She loves to play with string theory.

Fluffy explains her string theory.

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

The Physiciatrist...

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"Bonk!"

Newton's Cradle Solar System

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Owl thinks of mathematical equation.

'Say again: a train going 50 Miles Per Hour leaves Chicago heading to a black hole where the rules of motion change as a function of distance from a singularity ... and then what?'

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

'People, get a half-life!'

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

Newton's Law and Order.

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

"You were right, Bob! It IS the length of the pendulum, not the mass."

"As I mentioned next week in my talk on reversible time..."

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

Newton's vacation

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist, George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

'And the actual value of the Hubble Constant is critical to the question or whether our Universe will continue to expand forever, or...POP.'

Lola Knows More Than She Lets On

'We've proven without a doubt, that this particle has a negative charge. Unfortunately, an accelerator in Switzerland has proven, without a doubt, that it has a positive charge.'

Archimedes statue tipped up by a lever.

'McWit, did you forget to pay the gravity bill this month again?'

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."