Physics Junkie Gifts

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Albert Einstein

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

She loves to play with string theory.

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

Fluffy explains her string theory.

The Physiciatrist...

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?

"Bonk!"

Newton's Cradle Solar System

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Owl thinks of mathematical equation.

'Say again: a train going 50 Miles Per Hour leaves Chicago heading to a black hole where the rules of motion change as a function of distance from a singularity ... and then what?'

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

'A new musical - Einstein's quest - rehearsal'

'People, get a half-life!'

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

Newton's vacation

Newton's Law and Order.

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

"You were right, Bob! It IS the length of the pendulum, not the mass."

"As I mentioned next week in my talk on reversible time..."

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist, George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

'And the actual value of the Hubble Constant is critical to the question or whether our Universe will continue to expand forever, or...POP.'

Working On Silly String Theory.

Lola Knows More Than She Lets On

'We've proven without a doubt, that this particle has a negative charge. Unfortunately, an accelerator in Switzerland has proven, without a doubt, that it has a positive charge.'

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

Archimedes statue tipped up by a lever.