Physics Geek Gifts

"Hey, running late, got abducted, but we're going faster than the speed of light so I'll be there before this conversation even happens."

Gravitational Wave Laboratory

'Norman's building a small Hadron Collider.'

'Penny for them, Albert.'

'OK Sheldon - which part of the Unified Field Theory do you not understand?'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Albert Einstein

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Young Dr. Dolittle.

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

Best before 65 million BC.

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

Jurassic Pork

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

Fluffy explains her string theory.

"He gets easily abstracted."

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."