Physics Geek Gifts

"Hey, running late, got abducted, but we're going faster than the speed of light so I'll be there before this conversation even happens."

Gravitational Wave Laboratory

'Norman's building a small Hadron Collider.'

'OK Sheldon - which part of the Unified Field Theory do you not understand?'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

Best before 65 million BC.

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

Jurassic Pork

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

"He gets easily abstracted."

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

Fluffy explains her string theory.

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.