Geometry Geek Gifts

'This must be Fibonacci's.'

Mathematics lesson - Equilateral triangle, isoceles triangle, obtuse triangle, and bermuda triangle.

"When I said make it RIGHT, I meant correctly."

'Topologist at a picnic brings the lemonade in a Klein bottle'

"We're parallel lines. We'll never make ends meet."

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

Apple falls - ancient Greek envisions right angle.

Optical Illusion

'I made your favorite, Euclid — Pie!'

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

'Now, who can tell me how to find the circumference of a crop circle?'

'How did you do on the plane geometry exam?' - 'I'm back to square one.'

Heavenly angles

"You just had to ask him how he was doing, didn't you?"

Ancient Greek Discovers the Right Angle

"I'd like to be transferred to the Bureau of Cubes...Immediately."

"There's something different about that crop circle..."

"He's one right-eous dude!"

Pythagoras: Great Mathematician (Rubbish Soldier)

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

Let's ask Square ... He always has the right angle on things.

"He gets easily abstracted."

"Ross, get in here! Mittens is coughing up hair-tetrahedrons again!"

"Thirty two inches in circumference and ten inches in diameter."

Okay, but why does zero have to be a perfect circle? Because "nothing" is perfect.

News. Daily $.50. I just realized all comic characters are two-dimensional. Yep -- We're just plane folks.

You're saying aliens built the Great Pyramid of Giza? Either that, or ancient mankind had reached outer space. The Great Pyramid of Giza is at the exact geometric center of earth's landmasses. You can't know where that is unless you're looking down from orbit ... or unless it's just dumb luck. Too late. Case closed. I've settled it. All counter-arguments are fake news.

As soon as they get that one figured out, I'll change it to a sphere.

Early Greek Humor. I love Aristotle, but oh, Eu-clid!

Angle of the North

]Athens Beer Garden. Athens Micro Brew. Euclid really likes his beer! He always knows the shortest distance between two pints!

Sophocles Playwriting School. Euclid and Aphrodite are writing their play together. It must be a love triangle.

I think this tree understands shapes and angles. Uh-oh, where's he going with this? When an acorn becomes an oak, the first thing it says is "geometry."

School Supply Room. Look at this -- a calculator, a protractor and a compass! You've discovered the missing weapons of math instruction!

You're working too hard, Euclid --- Let's do some angling!