Geometry Geeks Gifts

"Are you married to the name?"

Athens Playhouse. Euclid is rehearsing a play he wrote about lust, money and lies. Investment Sales Office. Don't be obtuse! Face each other from this angle! He's a tough director. It's surprising that Euclid, the father of geometry, wrote about passion, money and deceit. I thought so too, until I read the script. It's a story about a pyramid scheme and a love triangle!

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'C'mon get it straight.'

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"He gets easily abstracted."

"It's called geometry, Mum."

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

'Maths is fun!'

The High Line at Giza

Jewish Geometry

"When I said make it RIGHT, I meant correctly."

When Cells Divide

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

An Abacus in the form of 70s Pop group ABBA

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

How Glaciations Begin

Mount Rushmore Down Under

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'"

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'