Geometry Enthusiasts Gifts

Proof that triangles are intelligent

"You're so square ..."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'C'mon get it straight.'

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'But I digress...'

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

Boy and girl at thier studies

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

"He gets easily abstracted."

'Maths is fun!'

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

'190 divided by two...'

"When I said make it RIGHT, I meant correctly."

Jewish Geometry

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

Common Core Family Therapy

"That was Copernicus on the phone – he says you're NOT the centre of the universe!"

"When the teacher explained negative numbers, I suddenly understood how politicians 'deficit spend'."

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'