Geometry Junkie Gifts

Mobius Stripper

'C'mon get it straight.'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

"He gets easily abstracted."

'Maths is fun!'

"It's called geometry, Mum."

Jewish Geometry

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

Fig 1. Fig 2. Fig Newton.

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

A2+B2=C2, 'Are you sure you're not just making this stuff up?'

Mathematics lesson - Equilateral triangle, isoceles triangle, obtuse triangle, and bermuda triangle.

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

Hares looking at Euclid

'That's what you get for skipping geometry class.'

Sphere vs. sphere reimagined.

Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'All this 'plane geometry' stuff is great, Euclid, but what if the Earth turns out to be round?'

Mobius Comic Strip.

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

The geometry of everyday life