Geometry Junkie Gifts

Mobius Stripper

'C'mon get it straight.'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

"He gets easily abstracted."

"It's called geometry, Mum."

'Maths is fun!'

"When I said make it RIGHT, I meant correctly."

Jewish Geometry

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

Athens Playhouse. Euclid is rehearsing a play he wrote about lust, money and lies. Investment Sales Office. Don't be obtuse! Face each other from this angle! He's a tough director. It's surprising that Euclid, the father of geometry, wrote about passion, money and deceit. I thought so too, until I read the script. It's a story about a pyramid scheme and a love triangle!

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

Fig 1. Fig 2. Fig Newton.

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

A2+B2=C2, 'Are you sure you're not just making this stuff up?'

University. I never really understood geometry until the instructor brought up pizzas.

Mathematics lesson - Equilateral triangle, isoceles triangle, obtuse triangle, and bermuda triangle.

Hares looking at Euclid

Sphere vs. sphere reimagined.

'That's what you get for skipping geometry class.'

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

Sophocles Playwriting School. Euclid and Aphrodite are writing their play together. It must be a love triangle.

Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'All this 'plane geometry' stuff is great, Euclid, but what if the Earth turns out to be round?'

Mobius Comic Strip.

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

The geometry of everyday life

'In this...um...part of the circle...'