Geometry Genius Gifts

"What if we stow the 'Star Wars' crap for five seconds, Timmy, and get to the geometry?"

'It needs tweaking, Robert.'

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

Institute of Solid Geometry and Institute of Plane Geometry

"It's called geometry, Mum."

"Behold the geometry of pizza: square, circle and triangle."

'C'mon get it straight.'

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"He gets easily abstracted."

'Maths is fun!'

Jewish Geometry

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

"I hate negative numbers, and I'll stop at nothing to avoid them."

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

Everything You Wanted to Know About Stats ...

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

A2+B2=C2, 'Are you sure you're not just making this stuff up?'

"I can count to 20...Without taking off my shoes."

Mathematics lesson - Equilateral triangle, isoceles triangle, obtuse triangle, and bermuda triangle.

'None of the questions deserved an answer.'

"This gives me a remarkable idea - tempered only by the realization that Archimedes, discovered the principle of specific gravity 200 years ago."

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

'That's what you get for skipping geometry class.'

Sphere vs. sphere reimagined.

Hares looking at Euclid

Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'All this 'plane geometry' stuff is great, Euclid, but what if the Earth turns out to be round?'

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

Mobius Comic Strip.