Geometry Genius Prints

"What if we stow the 'Star Wars' crap for five seconds, Timmy, and get to the geometry?"

'It needs tweaking, Robert.'

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

Institute of Solid Geometry and Institute of Plane Geometry

'Quick! Name the capitol of North Dakota! What is an isosceles triangle? How high is mount everest? Think! You did study, didn't you, young man?'

"It's called geometry, Mum."

"I like it warm, but this is ridiculous!"

"He thinks he's so smart with his 360 degrees!"

"Behold the geometry of pizza: square, circle and triangle."

'C'mon get it straight.'

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"He gets easily abstracted."

'Maths is fun!'

Jewish Geometry

"When I said make it RIGHT, I meant correctly."

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

"I hate negative numbers, and I'll stop at nothing to avoid them."

Athens Playhouse. Euclid is rehearsing a play he wrote about lust, money and lies. Investment Sales Office. Don't be obtuse! Face each other from this angle! He's a tough director. It's surprising that Euclid, the father of geometry, wrote about passion, money and deceit. I thought so too, until I read the script. It's a story about a pyramid scheme and a love triangle!

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

Everything You Wanted to Know About Stats ...

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

"I can count to 20...Without taking off my shoes."

University. I never really understood geometry until the instructor brought up pizzas.

A2+B2=C2, 'Are you sure you're not just making this stuff up?'

Mathematics lesson - Equilateral triangle, isoceles triangle, obtuse triangle, and bermuda triangle.

'None of the questions deserved an answer.'

Sophocles Playwriting School. Euclid and Aphrodite are writing their play together. It must be a love triangle.

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'