Geography Genius Gifts

"Kevin gerrymandered our room again!!"

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

Sale! Weed Whackers

"He gets easily abstracted."

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

The High Line at Giza

"It's called geometry, Mum."

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

Mount Rushmore Down Under

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

A new schoolmaster testing students on geography

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

'ADN'

Pyramids exploding.

"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."

Money Tree

Mathematics lesson - Equilateral triangle, isoceles triangle, obtuse triangle, and bermuda triangle.