Geography Gurus Gifts

Snowmen Around The World...

"Wow! The Ukraine, Moldavia, Uzbekistan, Kazakhstan, Byelorussia, Tadzhikistan, Kirgizia, Turkmenistan..."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'C'mon get it straight.'

Boy and girl at thier studies

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"Actual results indicate that the statistical analysis of the data which projections were based on may have been wrong."

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

'Maths is fun!'

The High Line at Giza

Jewish Geometry

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

Mount Rushmore Down Under

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Prostate: 51st State

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"

Everything You Wanted to Know About Stats ...

A new schoolmaster testing students on geography

What are you looking for in a college? A strong environmental program. Ok. Pick 4 or 5 we could visit. I've got 3 days for the trip. There's one in Ohio. Can do. One in Maine, Iowa and California. You need a good geography program. Here's another one. Where's St. Paul?

Yakety-Yak

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

'Damn! McGee's good!'