Geography Professor Gifts

'Yes, I know 60% of Americans can't find Nebraska on a map, but this is a map of Nebraska.'

The Jeopardy of Progress

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'Hmph. College kids.'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Make a lot of money."

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

Scarcity

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

U of Debt

"We'll always have Paris..."

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

Geese's Thoughts.

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

The High Line at Giza

Rock - see you in a million years!

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

The sea 2050.