Geography Buffs Gifts

'Why do you want to look at my history. I'm far better at Math and Geography.'

"Where is the Dead Sea?" "I didn't even know it was sick!"

Yakety-Yak

"Extreme Marco Polo"

"America's a great place. But you know what it doesn't have?"

'When you created the world, Lord, did you know that Miss Rabone would be able to fit the whole thing into one geography test?'

'Would you like you water from the Indian or the Chinese side of the Himalayas?'

"Ed lives somewhere in the midwest and Jim settled out on the west coast, so I don't see them much anymore."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Boy and girl at thier studies

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

Snowmen Around The World...

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

The High Line at Giza

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

Mount Rushmore Down Under

Prostate: 51st State

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Stratigraphy

"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"

What are you looking for in a college? A strong environmental program. Ok. Pick 4 or 5 we could visit. I've got 3 days for the trip. There's one in Ohio. Can do. One in Maine, Iowa and California. You need a good geography program. Here's another one. Where's St. Paul?

A new schoolmaster testing students on geography

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.