Geology Buff Gifts

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'He's going to a better place . . . possibly to power an '86 jetta.'

Stratigraphy

Pre-historic dodgeball.

"We found a layer of bullshit deposited in the early 21st Century."

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

"Unfortunately this property doesn't come with stalagmites, but as you can see it's abundant with stalactites."

"I wanted stalagmites, but Erk here is a stalactite nut."

Prospector with geology diploma

The lesser known active volcanoes.

'No kidding? -- genuine Earth rocks?'

A Rock has turned up to a Music store to find some Rock music

"It's a Rock Dinosaur."

'I've a bad feeling about this... it's not looking good for the future!'

'I'd snap it up, units are selling very quickly.'

'Either the geothermal pressures at the crustal plate boundaries forced an explosive venting of gases and lava, or else the gods are angry.'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

I'm not "fidgeting" --- It's tectonic plate activity!

Their Fair Share

"Remember – anything said on this butte stays on this butte."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

At the Museum

Albert Einstein

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

Apples for sale

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Boy and girl at thier studies

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.