Geology Buff Gifts

Looking for a gift for your geology buff? Explore our collection of witty and thoughtful products that capture their love for rocks, minerals, and the Earth's wonders. Whether it’s a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or print, these items will resonate with their passion for geological discoveries and add a touch of humor or charm to their day.

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Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction. mockup

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

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Stratigraphy

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"We found a layer of bullshit deposited in the early 21st Century."

"We found a layer of bullshit deposited in the early 21st Century." mockup

"We found a layer of bullshit deposited in the early 21st Century."

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'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.' mockup

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

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"Unfortunately this property doesn't come with stalagmites, but as you can see it's abundant with stalactites."

"Unfortunately this property doesn't come with stalagmites, but as you can see it's abundant with stalactites." mockup

"Unfortunately this property doesn't come with stalagmites, but as you can see it's abundant with stalactites."

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"I wanted stalagmites, but Erk here is a stalactite nut."

"I wanted stalagmites, but Erk here is a stalactite nut." mockup

"I wanted stalagmites, but Erk here is a stalactite nut."

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Prospector with geology diploma

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The lesser known active volcanoes. mockup

The lesser known active volcanoes.

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'No kidding? -- genuine Earth rocks?' mockup

'No kidding? -- genuine Earth rocks?'

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A Rock has turned up to a Music store to find some Rock music

A Rock has turned up to a Music store to find some Rock music mockup

A Rock has turned up to a Music store to find some Rock music

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"It's a Rock Dinosaur."

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'I've a bad feeling about this... it's not looking good for the future!'

'I've a bad feeling about this... it's not looking good for the future!' mockup

'I've a bad feeling about this... it's not looking good for the future!'

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'I'd snap it up, units are selling very quickly.'

'I'd snap it up, units are selling very quickly.' mockup

'I'd snap it up, units are selling very quickly.'

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'Either the geothermal pressures at the crustal plate boundaries forced an explosive venting of gases and lava, or else the gods are angry.'

'Either the geothermal pressures at the crustal plate boundaries forced an explosive venting of gases and lava, or else the gods are angry.' mockup

'Either the geothermal pressures at the crustal plate boundaries forced an explosive venting of gases and lava, or else the gods are angry.'

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"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..." mockup

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

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"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!" mockup

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

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"Remember – anything said on this butte stays on this butte."

"Remember – anything said on this butte stays on this butte." mockup

"Remember – anything said on this butte stays on this butte."

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"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida." mockup

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

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'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!' mockup

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

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At the Museum

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Apples for sale

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'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?' mockup

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

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"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss." mockup

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

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"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?" mockup

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

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'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.' mockup

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

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Boy and girl at thier studies

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'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.' mockup

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

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Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day. mockup

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

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God Sneezes Out Creation

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On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex, mockup

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

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"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified." mockup

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

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'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!' mockup

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

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'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.' mockup

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

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'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?' mockup

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

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The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands. mockup

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

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Geology Buff Gifts Collection

Geology Buff Mugs

Explore our collection of geology-themed mugs and find the perfect gift that rocks for your favorite earth scientist or mineral lover.

Geology Buff Pillows

Discover cozy pillows decorated with geological patterns and witty slogans. Perfect for the geology buff who loves to relax in Earth’s embrace.

Geology Buff Prints

Browse our selection of stunning geological prints—perfect for framing your passion for rocks, minerals, and the Earth's fascinating layers.

Geology Buff T-Shirts

Check out our geology-inspired t-shirts designed for rock enthusiasts and earth science fans. They make a fantastic, witty gift for any mineral mogul.