Geology Enthusiast Gifts

'God is angry. Or else the plates along the San Andreas fault have slipped again.'

"Don't adjust the set dear, it's a documentary about stalactites."

"I'm having a lousy anthropocene."

'Awesome erosion!'

David loses focus for just a moment: 'Wow a petoskey stone.'

"Sure it doesn't look much right now, but in a few million years this place will be one of the wonders of the world..."

Welcome to Eroding Mountain

'If the 'drifting continents' theory is valid, then we should sight land in about two million years.'

Bit of a mix-up. The advert should have said 'Stalactite wanted'

"This says we're in an area of unpredictable movements of the earth's tectonic plates."

When challenged to a race, the sliding rocks of Death Valley could move faster than anyone thought.

Rock - see you in a million years!

Tub Canyon

A cave explorer stares at a stalactite copy of himself

"Billions of years ago, earth had only one huge supercontinent..."

Plate tectonics is going to kill us all. Mmmmm. "Plate." Plate tectonics moves the continents 15 miles every million years. In 250 million years, there'll just be one huge continent and every coastal city will be buried under enormous mountains. We've got to do something about this. You can bring me a plate of meat.

"Which side of the butte do you want?"

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Boy and girl at thier studies

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Natural Disasters

Interdisciplinary studies.

Scientists are sexy

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"Admit it, we're lost."

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

The Tectonics and Their Plates.