Geology Enthusiast Mugs

'God is angry. Or else the plates along the San Andreas fault have slipped again.'

"Don't adjust the set dear, it's a documentary about stalactites."

"I'm having a lousy anthropocene."

'Awesome erosion!'

David loses focus for just a moment: 'Wow a petoskey stone.'

"Sure it doesn't look much right now, but in a few million years this place will be one of the wonders of the world..."

Welcome to Eroding Mountain

'If the 'drifting continents' theory is valid, then we should sight land in about two million years.'

Bit of a mix-up. The advert should have said 'Stalactite wanted'

Rock - see you in a million years!

Tub Canyon

A cave explorer stares at a stalactite copy of himself

"Billions of years ago, earth had only one huge supercontinent..."

"Which side of the butte do you want?"

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Natural Disasters

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Boy and girl at thier studies

Interdisciplinary studies.

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Scientists are sexy

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

"Admit it, we're lost."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Water is discovered on the moon....

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

Old Geologists Never Die...they just switch to soft rock.

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'